Don’t get your panties in a bunch
I’m not about to try to start a new heroin diet
I was actually thinking about how George Michael died on Christmas Day
And it reminded me of this
Comedian named Artie Lange who always waxes poetically
On the microphone
What the hell he talking???
Well lemme splaineth
He starts off…
Opening up the audience by talking about his
Addiction to heroin
He goes to rehab,
Gets cleaned up and gets a trainer
His trainer is the uber male
You know pretty much your prototypical Abercrombie model/pro athlete
Artie talked about how hard training can be being,
Well…fat
And he says to his says to his trainer
“You know heroin is a hard high to forget”
And his trainer responds
“Have you tried running?”
(Can you see where this is going?)
Artie responds back
“Have you tried heroin??”
Right then it dawned on me
No, I’m not gonna try heroin!
It’s simple
No one wants to work with someone
That’s not relatable
We all have our own demons but the truth will set you free
You see hombre, though most would judge Artie
And say he’s a fat drug addict
I see the contrary
He has taken power over his addiction and his weight issue
By admitting it and then doing something about it.
Sometimes you have to ask yourself
What are you most scared of that people will find out about you?
But maybe you should honestly consider
What it’s costing you
For me, it was costing me my freedom
I bought many cars
Went on plenty of trips to the Caribbean,
Even Europe
TWICE
But nothing felt as liberating as when I
Confessed the truth
Don’t hide from the truth and don’t worry
About people judging,
If you are worth anything at all
(and you are because you’re awesome for reading this)
You are gonna be judged regardless
Be strong my friend
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Jerry “I’ve got skeletons too” Washington
