Fake Models

I was walking down by the pool and I saw someone who I thought was a model. She was taking pictures by the pool and she had one or two people around her.


Just then my friend turns to me and says, nah, she’s a fake model bro. My friend tells me to pay attention to her entourage. She continues, and says that if she were a real model, she would have more than a couple of people around her.


And that’s when it hit me that there really are levels to this stuff and a lot of people are posers.


You see, broham, if you’re not paying attention, you’ll get lost in the illusion that is social media. But not only social media, but in real life. A lot of people unfortunately are just str8t frontin’.


Like balling on a budget, but that budget is specifically set out to show the world that they got it like that, but in real life, it’s all a show.


Everyone does this in one way or another, it’s just how it goes. Not many people want to walk around like “Woe is me” and even if they did, nobody is really listening.


So with all this fake around us, how in the hell does a normal guy like you or me get our voice heard. Well in a word, authenticity. You see, those models will eventually be exposed, whether it’s a year down the road or 10, eventually everyone’s truth is exposed.


So the key to getting what you want and deserve, is not to worry about those fake models and posers that are just out there to put up a front. Because eventually that front gets too expensive to keep up and you have to have some truth.


It sucks and I know you want to drive the Rolls Royce now and stay in swanky hotels, but honestly bro, it’s probably not your time. But it doesn’t mean that it will never be your time….


There is a way to expedite the process, but I don’t have time to go into it here. I’m on vacation right now, so TBH I’m not doing a ton of work, but if you want to get in on a conversation that is showing people the exact way that I got to spend a weekend in Miami while staying in swanky hotels, then you’re in luck.


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Jerry “real as can be” Washington


P.S. It really does baffle me how many people just try to front their way to the top. I completely understand the desire, but it true that many people get there the wrong way and find themselves either spending a lot of money to stay up there, or scrambling to get back up after they’ve somehow fallen. It’s not really rocket science, but people just seem to make it difficult. Idk…just click here and see if I can help make a difference in your life. Talk soon…











To Kill A Whatever

Feeling like Atticus Finch right now                                                                                                                .
Ready to kill this damn bird that keeps
Squawking outside my window at
3:30 in the morning.
Ok, just had to get that off my chest
Hope you had a good Easter weekend
Mine was fun, but here we go again
Back to the grind.
I’d like to talk to you today about said grind.
Sometimes we all feel like that bird.
Singing our hearts out, putting in time
Sometimes at unGodly hours.
With absolutely no appreciation
(I hope no one wants to kill you though)
I know it can be hard, but let’s consider this.
For every bird that makes his presence known
There is a bird watcher out there looking for him.
In other words, You may not know it
But your hard work is being watched.
It may not be watched every moment of the day
But believe me, someone is paying attention.
I’ll leave you with this today.
If you ever think to yourself
“Fuck am I doing this for?”
Just remember there is someone out there
That thinks your song is beautiful.
Just don’t come around my house singing
That mess at 3:30AM on a weekday!!!!
Jerry “bird watching” Washington
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As they are about helping themselves, then
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Is It Too Soon To Look Forward To 2020?

Remember this?: http://www.people.com/article/kanye-west-president-taylor-swift-running-mate

Are you kidding me?

Well you know what? That actually shouldn’t surprise us at all. You see, Kanye and Taylor are really not that different.

How you ask?

Well simply put my friend, they both produce and big time.

See they both came from pretty meager beginnings, but put a lot of time into their craft.

We all know that Taylor writes her own songs and pretty much all of them have been a hit. I can only imagine what she has that didn’t work so well.

I bet it’s in a vault somewhere in a small box. On it, inscribed in crayon, it reads “Taylor’s bad music.”

Kanye actually wrote a song about his own meteoric rise to the top, in a song called “Spaceship

One line that I really thought to be great was his:

Lock yourself in a room doing 5 beats a day for 3 summersI deserve to do these numbers

Personally, I don’t think that’s a ton, like I think I could make at least 10 beats before you finish reading this email.

That’s besides the point though.

I’ve always had a little crush on TayTay since that fateful moment at the music awards and it makes me happy that their beef is now done because I like Kanye too.

These two both work hard to produce original music that the world loves.

It reminds me a little myself.

I’m not a musical artist, but I work hard everyday on my craft. I’m constantly reading articles on fitness and books on wellness so I can learn more to help you.
I’ve been doing this for almost a decade now and I’m never afraid to commit to something that would improve my service, like starting the 28 Day Fat Furnace.

Dude seriously, I don’t think there are many out there that work harder than me at making you more awesome.

I mean, how many of your chicken and broccoli, Tupperware toting trainers even have a monthly newsletter like I do?

Or even come close to updating their blog as regularly as I do?

Yeah, that’s my program and I’ve helped literally, hundreds of people have fun while getting fit since we started in that playground in Narberth almost a decade ago.

It all comes down to this. If you work hard and keep believing in yourself, you never know who will want to support you and only add to your success.

If you believe in yourself, click here:


Thanks for reading

Jerry “presidential” Washington