A Moment Of Silence For Your Old Way of Thinking

Life as we once knew it has completely flipped.

We were once all (kinda) sure that there was no life out there in our solar system.

No way could life survive without those basic essentials i.e. water, oxygen, atmosphere.

Then recently, it was confirmed. There is/was life on Mars.

Let me repeat that, LIFE ON MARS!

I can’t even begin to wrap my head around that.

It’s wild bro.

I mean let’s just think about that.

As recently as 5 and a half centuries ago we thought the world was flat and people like Columbus were headed off the face of our “flat” planet when sailing west over the horizon.

Fast forward to about 50 years ago and we were just taking trips to the moon

Now there are documentaries that state with certainty that there are little foreign critters living in our atmosphere.

Yeah, mini aliens.

Now this?

Water on Mars? The basic building block of life??

C’mon…are you kidding me?

Wow, just wow.

We now know for certain that we are not alone.

But the question now remains.

What do we do now?

Good question right?

The most likely answer is nothing…much.

I’m sure we’ll have some rockets heading up there with people in about 10 years (they actually have something called the Mars one project that is supposed to do exactly that)

But other than that what else are supposed to do?

Welp, I have an idea.

What if we decided to take what we learn from Mars and apply it to our own planet?

What a novel idea right? Take a lesson from something/somewhere else and apply it to our own lives…

You see broseph, that’s what those who find success in their lives do everyday.

It’s like in my program. My members are not only successful with their training, but they have taken the lessons they have learned and applied them to everyday life.

No, I’m not talking about them challenging their co-workers to pushup contests in the break room (although that would be interesting).

I’m talking about important things like

Being consistent

Being timely

Working together to help themselves and others achieve their goals

Doing things to challenge themselves, that they otherwise wouldn’t want to do.

Yeah, these members of the General Fitness Company all learn everyday what it’s like to take what you think you know and flip it to make something even better, more valuable even.

If you are looking to change your world for the better, recycle.

Nah, just kidding (you should recycle though). If you are looking for a way to make your own life better

Stop. Right. Now.

I know what you’re thinking. Here goes ole’ cousin Jerry about to pitch me on joining his program again.

Nope not this time.

I’m going to let you in on something care bear.

I don’t want you in my program.

Wait whaaaaat?

Yeah bro, I said it. If you’re reading this and you haven’t even thought about what it would be like to make a positive change in your life or better yet if you’re reading this and you’re thinking

You don’t have time

It costs too much

You can do better on your own

Well then mon ami

We are not a good match. No offense, but I want people that are serious.

People that have tasted defeat, know they aren’t getting results, and are ready to do something about it.

You may be one of those people that needs a little reassurance. Let me help you.

Does damn near 10 years and literally hundreds– if not thousands–of people who can tell you that they had the best time of their lives in my program do it for you?

How about a money back guarantee?

Or maybe our standard one week trial to see if you actually ARE a good fit?

See dood there really is no reason not to succeed in my program.

Still with me?

Click here to get started today:


Jerry “where’s my hoverboard??” Washington

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