Have You Tried Heroin?

  Don’t get your panties in a bunch I’m not about to try to start a new heroin diet   I was actually thinking about how George Michael died on Christmas Day And it reminded me of this Comedian named Artie Lange who always waxes poetically On the microphone   What the hell he talking??? …


Not that I thought that the world was gonna end

(well maybe a little)

But that I could at any moment go out as someone

Disappointed in his own existence

It was like a light switch had just been turned on…

Zuck You Zuckerberg

You ever make a mistake that you immediately Wish you had back to do over again? Started to do some online research this morning Because I like to make sure that everything that comes Out of my mouth is the most up to-date health And fitness information I then made THE mistake You know which …