Have You Tried Heroin?

 

Don’t get your panties in a bunch


I’m not about to try to start a new h
eroin diet

 

I was actually thinking about how George Michael died on Christmas Day

And it reminded me of this

Comedian named Artie Lange who always waxes poetically

On the microphone

 
What the hell he talking???


Well lemme splaineth

 

He starts off…


Opening up the audience by talking about his


Addiction to heroin


He goes to rehab,


Gets cleaned up and gets a trainer

His trainer is the uber male

You know pretty much your prototypical Abercrombie model/pro athlete


Artie talked about how hard training can be being,


Well…fat


And he says to his says to his trainer

 

You know heroin is a hard high to forget”


And his trainer responds


“Have you tried running?”


(Can you see where this is going?)


Artie responds back


“Have you tried heroin??”


Right then it dawned on me


No, I’m not gonna try heroin!


It’s simple


No one wants to work with someone


That’s not relatable


We all have our own demons but the truth will set you free


You see hombre, though most would judge Artie

And say he’s a fat drug addict


I see the contrary


He has taken power over his addiction and his weight issue


By admitting it and then doing something about it.

 

Sometimes you have to ask yourself

What are you most scared of that people will find out about you?

But maybe you should honestly consider


What it’s costing you


For me, it was costing me my freedom

I bought many cars


Went on plenty of trips to the Caribbean,


Even Europe


TWICE


But nothing felt as liberating as when I


Confessed the truth

Don’t hide from the truth and don’t worry


About people judging,


If you are worth anything at all


(and you are because you’re awesome for reading this)


You are gonna be judged regardless


Be strong my friend


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Jerry “I’ve got skeletons too” Washington

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